What is UAS? Ukulele terminology

You might have seen the acronym UAS posted on ukulele forums, blogs, websites, etc.  Maybe you're wondering what it means.  It stands for "Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome".  It happens to be the leading cause of not being able to pay your rent amongst ukulele players!

Ok, but seriously, this disease affects all ukulele players.  There's just something about these little guys that makes us all want to have another one...and another one....and another one. 

While it's a lot of fun to build your collection of ukuleles, maybe we should all consider putting the brakes on a little bit.  Do I really need